Oh 2009, the times we shared together. The things we did. The things we said. The things we didn't do and never said. Thing things we should have said and done... You were so good to me, so good for me, but now I'm afraid, it's over between us. It's not you, it's me. We're just, going in a different direction, that's all. We can still be friends though; sharing stories of the good times, reminiscing about our adventures, getting lost in the nostalgia of the wonder that was our relationship... we were so young, and yet old. We went through the four seasons together and came out on top.
I hope you understand. It's nothing against you. You were great... it's just... time for us to move on. Let it burn. (enter Usher)
Is there someone else? No! Of course not! Well... actually there is. Tonight I'd like to introduce you to 2010. 2009, 2010. 2010, 2009. (awkward silence)
Well then, 2009. Goodbye forever. You will live on though, in my memories; in the pictures, the videos, the blogs, the facebook statuses... Goodbye, 2009. I salute you. (cue 21 gun salute)